Fun with Windows :-)

• The real(!) Office 2000
• What's new in Windows98
• Have you seen the pie fly at Bill? (2,8 MB movie)
• Boycott Micro$oft
• Microsnot
• The Mike Rosoff Network
• Billy for President!!
• Collection of Windows jokes (german and englisch)
• Windows 95 Anti-Hype Home Page
• Bill Gates goes to Heaven
• The top 10 things the "95" in "Windows 95" Really Stands For
• If Microsoft built cars
• Micros0ft - who do you have to blow away?
• Playboy's Interview with Bill
• Microsoft meets Startrek
  
• The Windows HATE page (use netscape to see it in its full beauty)
• Windows 95 - The right choice
• Big Bill is watching you

• At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that get 1000 miles/gal."
  Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
  Unknown source, sent to me by a friend.

• Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.
  Scot W. Stevenson (scot@catzen.gun.de)

• The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

• What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
  One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

• What the "95" in " Windows 95" really stands for:
  The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.

• Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
  (from a signature)

• "Why use Windows, when you can leave through the door?"
  (fom a signature)

• ... and the aliens sent an android down to earth, to slow down mankind's development ... and they named it Bill Gates.
  (fom a signature)

• An Apple a day keeps Bill Gates at bay!
  (from a friend, source unknown)

• In a world without fences and walls, who needs Windows and Gates?
  (sent from a friend, quote of the day)

• Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM! (Bill Gates, 1981)
  Windows 95 needs at least 8MB RAM! (Bill Gates, 1996)
  Nobody will ever need Windows 95! (Logical conclusion)
  Thomas Flöck, eMail Thomas.Floeck@erlf.siemens.de

• If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed...
  ...oh wait, he does.
  (from a signature)

  Why buy a Mac ;-)