Top 10 things the 95 in win95 really stands for

10.

The year it was due to ship.

9.

The number of floppies it will ship on

8.

The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware

7.

The number of megabytes of hard disk space required

6.

The number of pages in the EASY-INSTALL version of the manual

5.

The percentage of windows programs that wont run on the new os

4.

The number of minute it takes to install.

3.

The number of calls to tech support required to get it to run

2.

The number of seconds before it crashes

1.

The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade

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