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The History of the BBS User
A Musical Drama in -V- parts
... in which the kid stops calling the board for a time to lay
low. In the interim, the feds have come to his house to question him.
He cracks under their interrogation and spills everything. The little
shit names the BBS he has been calling for the last two years as his
favorite computer hang out. How stupid. He must be a cabbage or
After cracking under the pressure of the FBI he calls the SysOp to
warn him and to make ammends. He fails miserably. NO CARRIER.
- [ After several attempts at logging on under his real name (which has ]
- [ been locked out of the system) he uses the name John Smith (how ]
- [ original...remember the cabbage?) and leaves a message to the ]
- [ SysOp ]
- Dear SysOp:
- I just thought I'd warn you that someone tipped the feds off
about your board and that they'll be coming to question you about your
illegal activities. Maybe you should go into hiding.
- Joe Blow,
- Shit...how do you edit a line...fuck fuck fuck.
- Dear Joe:
- You little prick!!!!!! What the hell did you tell them. I don't
run no illegal board. I think I'll shoot you AND rape your sister and
kill your little dog, too. As a matter of fact, I'm on my way. Shit,
there's a knock at the door. It BETTER not be the feds.
Fuck you eat me suck my dick you little fucker.
Anke Weinberger, 1996-02-09