Flaming for Everyone

Begin flame

Dear:
 [  ] Clueless Newbie          [  ] Lamer           [  ] Aol'er
 [  ] "Me too" er              [  ] Pervert         [  ] Geek
 [  ] Spammer                  [  ] Nerd            [  ] Elvis
 [  ] Fed                      [  ] Freak           [  ] Scientologist
 [  ] Scammer                  [  ] Dumbass         [  ] Pre-teen
 [  ] Obnoxious Advocacy Freak [  ] Paranoid Mutant [  ] Brain-dead


You Are Being Flamed Because:

 [  ] You posted binaries in a non-binaries group
 [  ] You posted something asking for warez sites
 [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [  ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
 [  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [  ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
 [  ] You said "me too" to something
 [  ] You suck (literally]
 [  ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [  ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [  ] I think you might be a fed
 [  ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
      worthless that you are being flamed anyway


To Repent, You Must:

 [  ] Give up your Internet access
 [  ] Hang yourself
 [  ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
 [  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [  ] Actually post something relevant
 [  ] Install a brain that actaully works
 [  ] Read the FAQ
 [  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [  ] Blow me
 [  ] Get a life
 [  ] Never post again
 [  ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [  ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
 [  ] Go to hell
 [  ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [  ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
 [  ] All of the above

End flame